Day 1: Communion, Apple Brandy, and other stuff

Our first debate over food:

ME: So, you had the wafer?
Nate: Uh. Yeah.
ME: That's a GRAIN. You failed.
Nate: No, that's the BODY OF CHRIST.
ME: GRAIN!
Nate: BODY OF CHRIST!
ME: GRAIN GRAIN GRAIN!
Nate: CHRIST. CHRIST. CHRIST. Christ is on the list.
ME: What?
Nate: It's His flesh. Flesh is on the list.
ME: Gross.

Totally looks like grain here. Totally.

Don't worry, I know I'm going to Hell.  I'm cool with it.

We also took a little field trip to Concrete, Washington to pick up a wine shipment.

*insert record scratch noise*

No, we didn't taste. We just picked up. I promise. However, they were tasting their APPLE PIE BRANDY.  I almost cried in the car. NOOOOOOOOOOO ...

THIS:

OMG! PIE! MOTHER LOVING PIEEEEE!

PLUS:

YUMMMMMMMEEEE

EQUALS: AWESOME HAPPY FUN TIMES IN MY MOUTH.

Sadly, none of that ever happened.

Temptations aside ... today has been fairly easy, food-wise. We took bodily measurements. I charged up the camera to take embarrassing pictures of each other ... because you know that nonsense is not going on m phone. I can see it now:

ME: Hey look at this cute cat picture!

PERSON/VICTIM: Aw cute .. *swipes phone for moar cat pictures*

ME: Errr .... wait ... uh ...

PERSON/VICTIM: (sees me in a sports bra) OH MY GOD ... MY EYEEZZZZZZZ

WHERE WE ARE GOING WE DO NOT NEED EYES TO SEE!

So .. really I'm taking the pictures with my camera TO SAVE THE WORLD. AND THEIR EYESZZZ.