Preparation Plan H

Today, we went to Costco to get our supplies. I loathe Costco. Well, let me take that back. I hate PEOPLE at Costco. Frankly, one of the benefits of the upcoming zombie apocalypse will be easier runs to Costco. One dude almost tried to kill us with his car in the parking lot. I may or may not have keyed the shit out of his vehicle.

This is not "our" Costco ... but imagine it with less people and more zombies.

Anywhore ...

Preparation Plan H: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5kXcc-TJ8

We purchased mass quantities of vegetables, berries, nuts, and a vat of olive oil. Nate was saddened by reading labels of some of his favorite products. They all had added sugar .. so verbotten!

I also read thru the lovely email I received from the Whole30 people about DAY 0 (which also sounds like the start of the zombie apocalypse). Some of their recommendations:

• Get your house in order: Get rid of your "civilian" food. Organize your pantry. 
• We definitely added a bunch of "on plan" things to the kitchen. We haven't quite "tossed" the off-plan things yet. I guess that is the plan for this evening. SEXY!
• Set goals, and shit: Visualize your future awesomeness!
• My goal is not kill anyone! Oh, wait ... positive goals don't have negative language ... um ... My goal is resist the temptation to murder other living beings? My goals is to allow others to live ...? I guess I need to work on this part.
• Take measurements and pictures of your doughy, pasty body!
• Um. Yeah ..... I guess? I'm sure as hell not posting that. Ever. 

Well folks. It's been great knowing y'all. This is it. 

Oh, Nate says hi.