Day 3: Hungry Hippos, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and Meth Face

I have been a starvin' Marvin ALL DAMN day today. I need to focus on my Email Whispering and Code Slingin'. Not thinking about foods all damn day.

Preach it! PREACH!

Thankfully my workplace is practically heaven on earth and has a multitude of healthy and FREE snacks at my disposal to CRAM INTO MY FACE. Almonds, check. Fruit, check. Sparkling waters, check!

I think for tomorrow I am going to pack some more protein snacks. Hopefully, that will help my situation.

In other news, I have become a completely different person. The evidence:

• I woke up ... willingly ... at 530am (WHAT?)
• I took a walk (WEIRD)
• I made myself a healthy breakfast (GROSS)
• I played with the cats to make sure they got a good workout in for the day (OKAAY ....)
• I meditated and balanced the shit out of my chakras (WHAT IS GOING ON????)
• I was pleasant at work (OK, no ..... THIS IS WRONG)
• I took ANOTHER WALK OUTSIDE at lunch (UNCLEAN!)
• I had thoughts of taking another walk after work (THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND)

WTF People??? Before you know it, I'm going to start wearing COLOR and capris and get Botox or some shit.

Isn't she pretty? SHE IS SCARING ME!

I WILL NOT HAVE IT. 

I might have to start doing meth or something to balance out all this clean living. I could totally pull off "meth face".

Just imagine her with darker hair .... yeah ... totes.

Anyhow, back to slinging mail and walking and being healthy. Oh, BTW ... I heard a rumor that Nate (the aforementioned sainted, suffering husband) MAY grace us with his presence on this blog.

Stay tuned. Stay classy.